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| The Red Hot Kitties Poem (written by John and Mary Smith at the dog park) |
| We throw cats on great big bats, And madly glaze for days and days, Then fire them up and watch them glow Kiln by kiln, the litters grow! |
| It all becomes a whiskery haze Of little eyes with gleeful stares (they seem to follow us everywhere). We load them up and come to you -- You need a houseful of kitties, too! |
| Hundreds and hundreds of cats to own! You're in the RED HOT KITTIES ZONE! CoffeeKatz, YardKatz, Water Kitties, vases: We cover ALL the catly bases. |
| There's always room for one more cat! (Do you need US to tell you THAT?) No litter, no shedding, no vet bills, no Sir! They'll sit quite primly, they will not stir. |
| So choose a kitty from us today, And watch them purr your troubles away! |
| P.S. (written by the dogs) Please, oh please, take kitties away! This would truly make our day! They're irritating, just no fun. WE want to play, THEY want to run ... Or scratch us badly on the nose ... Life with cats is no big rose! |
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